As a talking bear who has seen his share of TV cop dramas you’re ready for all their tricks. “I am not saying a word without my lawyer,” you say with a scowl. The FBI agents just look at you as you stare back not flinching or saying a word. This goes on for a few minutes and you start to fall asleep. “Listen guys, I told you I wasn’t going to say a word. What you’re supposed to do to try to get me to talk. You know play good cop bad cop, play some bad music, send one agent out to turn off the camera to scare me... or you could even slap me around a bit, I’m ready for that. But this whole not doing anything is kind of boring.” The on looking agents didn’t even blink during your critique of their work. Not moving or speaking they just continue to stare back.
The minutes go on until an hour has gone by, you know this because there is a clock on the wall and you can tell time. The agents have not moved at all and it's starting to get on your nerves. “Okay guys are we done here yet?” with still no response you get up and tell them if they are not going to charge or interrogate you, you’re leaving. As you get up and begin to walk to the door you hear clapping. This prompts you to turn around with a “the fuck” face as you are trying to figure out just what is going on. The agents just continue to clap and walk over to shake your hand. Things just get absurd at this point as the senior agent comes in and offers you a job to work for the agency. So that’s where things ended up, after getting arrested for driving a tank, you held out and stood your ground proving you should be an FBI agent. Apparently the screening process isn’t as hard as some people believe. So do you accept the job?
Fuck yeah (5-A)
No, I’m an idiot (5-B)
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