As you see Hans exit the bushes with you in sight you lunge the six pack at him with all your might. He blocks with his paws and after all the running once his claws piece the cans they explode foam and blind him. With the beer gone you have nothing left of your past adventure and you leap back into the waterfall.
The next thing you remember is waking up downstream somewhere in the forest. It’s night now and you lift yourself from the river’s edge. Well you survived, as you do a body check nothing seems to be broken. You get up and stretch giving yourself a green light as your health is nominal. That is until you let out a sneeze. This breaks the silence of the forest and sends the nearby birds flying. After the stretch you figure out which way is west and you head out of the forest… never to return.
As a new fugitive you look for a vehicle to hotwire and steal, so you can get further away. But since it’s night time there is nothing… but then you remember there was an RV in the forest that you can use to get away and live in. “Sounds like a plan,” you say to yourself as you return to the forest one last time.
You arrive to the RV late, as you step out into the moonlight you check the area to make sure it’s safe. Apparently it’s not as Hans steps out of the RV with his face covered in blood. They knew you’d come here, the first rule of fugitives is that they seem to return for something they know they shouldn’t… which you did. The lackeys exit the bushes and from behind the RV all ready to attack. Looks like there’s no more running for you and you got the redneck killed… so that’s pretty shitty.
Your tale and adventure ends with the jock bears dragging you back to the river and giving you a bear swirly so intense… well you drown.
The End
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