You’re a quitter, and quitters get beat up by Hans and his bear goons. Before they can finish pummeling your face in; a large space ship comes crashing through the forest spoiling the fight. As it drags through the ground where you once stood, a series of armed CIA agents come in running right after it. Well they stop running after they see a bear fight going on. “A little help,” you manage to yelp out. They talk amongst themselves and take out Hans and his crew.
They run up, arm you and tell you to run after the space ship. Still a woozy you do what they say. Trailing the ship, you eventually catch up to it and climb atop. The entrance hatch opens up and dazed aliens fall out. Grabbing them easily with one hand you pluck them out of the ship one after another. As they fall to the ground the agents huddle around with scary guns pointing at them. Going in the ship you see one alien left in the ship attempting to flush bags of blue alien goo. Pretty sure he’s trying to hide it you just grab him up and karate chop him on the neck to knock him out.
You walk out of the ship with a tiny alien over your shoulder and a bag of blue alien goo as the agents look on in awe. Clapping at the sight of you makes you feel a little embarrassed. A well dressed man walks through everyone and commends your effort. “Can’t fight off a few bears, but you can take down a ship full of aliens huh? Still got balls of steel when we need ‘em.” Yes that was an odd sentence, but the guy seems to know you. So you just hand over the bag and the alien and shake the man’s hand.
After a long debriefing session, you get told you’re like a super secret agent for the government. You just accept that as truth and get right back to work. First mission, go to Russia, get some aliens that look like swimsuit models and have them assist you with stealing a giant jewel that hosts an evil alien spirit before the next eclipse. Now go, your flight leaves in 20 minutes.
The end
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