You take Abby to a hockey game and propose to her there. You’re in Canada so that’s probably one of the most romantic things you can to. There she is smiling as she screams demands for blood. The way her hair flows as she threatens the life of the ref steals your breath. Then after the second period it happens. On the jumbo screen “Abigail Lefleneiur will you marry me?” the audience stops and falls to a hush to hear the reaction of the girl. Too bad she was in the bathroom at that moment.
Embarrassed you run to the tunnel to find here and there she is standing with a smirk and two beers. Your eyes meet and she drops the beers and runs into your arms. Kissing your face she barely gives herself time to breathe. Eventually she musters out a “YES,” in between the kisses. With the stadium lights up in cheers, even the players manage to clap for you. Forgetting all about the game you take her back to her house and announce the news to her family.
The wedding is magical and everyone is there, even your parents and the gay married squirrel managed to make it. The entire town is in attendance and they close down the buffet place you love to hold the reception. And for a honeymoon you two decided to go to Hawaii for a change of pace. After you return you and Abby start your new lives together.
You love Abby, she’s sweet, smart, funny and most importantly she knows when to leave you alone. There are times when a guy just needs to relax and have some time to himself… mostly that time in on the john, but it’s hard to install a TV in the bathroom. I say hard, because it took you two days to open up a wall and install one in the wall opposite the toilet. And you had to put a waterproof seal over it just in case. Regardless that’s what you look for in life. Having someone around all the time never leaving your side; not to mention you are contractually obligated to her… well it’s a bit intense, too intense for a bear who is in hiding from his past of murder and munchies.
You come home from work one day to see Abby waiting for you with dinner ready. She is wearing nothing but an apron. The sheer sight makes you drop your chainsaw, hardhat and jaw. “It’s aboot time for dinner eh, or maybe we can just skip and go straight to desert.” She gives you a flirtatious wink and scampers off into the bedroom. Without getting into too much detail that night was one of feral and quite viral bestial sex with heavy machinery and wooden spoon spankings. It didn’t end until sunrise and you had to call out of work due to exhaustion, so go you.
That’s the life you can look forward to now. One of feral hot sexy sex, she even got you a pool table. Sa-weet.
THE END
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