Make if fun (6-Z)

I don’t know how you can make a proposal fun, but hell I listed the choice… so now I guess I have to figure it out. Hmmm, Oh I know. Let’s do this.

After wanting to prove your passion in an entertaining way you decide hire out a circus to come to town where you will propose. But let’s face it, 7 out of 10 people who were raised seeing a movie about a murderous clown are pretty terrified of clowns. So when you bring her to the circus ready to pop the question; she freaks out and falls into the fetal position crying. It probably doesn’t help that the clowns see a crying girl and shoot her in the face with a seltzer tank. Then they pick her up on a tiny stretcher and put her on top of their tiny car before they attempt to whisk her away.

Seeing her reaction, you want to spring into action… but you stop and the clowns do their thing cause it’s kind of funny. But before they can pull her away you lift her off the tiny car and give it a good kick. It sends car parts and tiny clowns flying through the air, better than the guy who gets shot through the cannon. Seriously that guy gets a little jealous off anything and now you made him your enemy. But you don’t have time for that, you want to get the woman you love out of that scary yet hilarious place stat.

Getting as far away from the place as you can; Abby starts to calm down. As she finally manages to get words to form sentences she belts out, “WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! ARE YOU DAFT MAN?!” Okay so maybe I added the second part cause it made me laugh., point being that she’s pissed. So you decide to come clean… yup that’s right with everything. Pulling over to the side of the road you tell her everything about how you got to where you are today and most importantly that you are a bear. And you put a highlight on the fact that although you are an anthropomorphic black bear there are subtleties to human integration that you don’t really get… which is why you brought her to a circus to propose to her. And she buys it, but that’s probably because you threw in the word “propose” at the end.

Next thing you know you’re at the altar about to get hitched. She was willing to look past the fact that you are a bear, if you can accept the fact that she moonlights in a jelly wrestling league while wearing hand puppets. As you think it’s kind of hot, you gladly accept the terms. So now boom, you’re married… to a lady who wrestles in jelly… while wearing hand puppets… for a professional team. So for a bear I think you’re pretty well off.


THE END