“Hey look a small child batter in honey and trout stuck in a tree.” You shouted and pointed off in the distance. Hans and his goons looked off and began to trot towards where a trout and honey covered child was promised to be. Well that took care of them good thinking. And you didn’t even have to endure the super cool fight scene that would have taken place if you chose the bear fight. But there’s no turning back now. Sure your actions were out of cowardice and lying isn’t all that great either, but you’re okay and that’s what matters.
With Beer in tow you set back on your course to bribe the simplistic redneck to let you drive. All is right with the world, until you hear the rustling of the branches coming from behind. You turn to see Hans and his lackeys hot on your tail. They realized they were duped and not all that excited about it. However they are excited about exacting revenge and maybe giving you a bear swirly. You grasp the beer and hold it close to your chest and begin to sprint. Running as fast as you could on your hind legs you try and increase the gap between Hans. You run and run until you have to plant your feet and come to a screeching halt. There is no where left to run now. You stand at the waterfalls edge as you hear Hans closing in. Looking down the drop is quite far and there is no guarantee of your safety. You can try to trick Hans again however; I mean he is just a dumb bear.
Jump, fugitive style (5-D)
What’s that over there… again (5-E)
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