Fuck answers and this place (5-K)

Now is not the time to dwell and reflect. You are obviously in danger and bears deal well with that sort of thing. It’s now time to tear shit up, you instinctively decide. With a growl and a pat on your testicles to prove you a man… bear… manly bear? Anyway you feel the testosterone surge through you as you leap back out into the open and run straight to the cabin.

You see the broken window you leap from and start heading for that, then decide to make a more fashionable entrance. Plowing right through the cabin walls you kick down every door in your path till you find something to kill. Getting to the living room you see a bunch of kids with electronic equipment cleaning up the place. Sitting on the couch is the young bear you saw outside… without a head apparently, turns out it was a midget in a suit. But now’s not the time for menial details, so you begin to attack and maim everyone in that room.

As you continue to go batshit in the cabin more people run in to see you tearing apart the midget as you’re drenched in blood. They try to keep their distance startled in fear, but you’re a bear so leaping across a room to claw a person’s head right off is no hard task. This goes on for like 15 minutes of people entering and you killing them, until a wealthy looking man in a suit protected by men with gun steps in. “This is worse than working with that kids channel actor we gave a record contract to!” he shouts. “The fuck is your problem? You’ve been working here not even one day and you’ve already killed more interns than that musician we gave a reality show to. You know what? Get out… and you will never and I mean NEVER work in this TOWN AGAIN!

Confused right now? Yeah it is kind of awkward for me too, don’t you worry. This was my shot you just ruined. That guy was one of the most powerful producers and when I pitched him the idea about the TV show for you I planned he loved it. He even had a crew pick you up and bathe you. But you just had to ruin it for me; this was my one chance to work as a director. I’ll never work in this town again either because you had to kill people huh? Guess what they say is true. You can teach a bear to speak, but he’ll still kill people… thanks dick.

The end