Let us discuss this further, over dinner perhaps? (6-N)

Dinner turned into a show, the show turned into drinks and drinks turn into you bedding the prettiest princess named Penelope. You’re not exactly a smooth talker, but a talking bear the medieval era is impressive to people who chalk everything up to magic… also I was there to help you up your game.

After a jam session of genitalia mashing, she explained that she and her kingdom were in dire need of your help. “Oh, well I’m ready to go again,” you suggest. She just blankly stares back in confusion, because she didn’t get that you interpreted her words as sexual innuendo for banging pink parts. You add in a quip about how she should lower her drawbridge, while your ram through her gates and storm her castle… still nothing. I say you just move on.

After another mix up of boy and girl parts you talk more about her actual non sexual kingdom that needs your help. Her kingdom was attacked by a neighboring kingdom that was initiated by the prince after you turned down his offer in marriage. So that dude is a dick and you should fight him. But first you need weaponry, so TOO THE BLACKMITH!

The local blacksmith gives you pretty badass sword, then the head wizard teaches you magic. Ready to take down that dick prince you gather the troops and rile them up with an inspiring speech. Then you march to battle, but luckily the bad guys were marching as well. In a simplistic trite standoff; you wait till the prince can clearly see you grin at him. Then both sides flood into the valley, unsheathing their weapons and striking once they collide. Blood, body parts, and metaly things are flying everywhere. Lives are lost on both sides, but then you unleash some pretty awesome magic decimating the enemy.

Eventually as the prince is the last one standing, you lunge at him. You end the war by decapitating him with a lightning bolt before you land. All is well and the peasants rejoice. The tale of your arrival and victory is one that will be told for generations in the kingdom. You are stuck there in the past with a hot princess to bang, and the people owe it all to a powerful mage called Raylin, the anthropomorphic talking bear wizard.

The end