Can we still have beer? (3-C)

As a bear life is kind of hard, more so as a talking bear. But in attempts to drive a strange man’s RV to have an opportunity like this fall into your lap is a wonderful thing that can bring a tear to a bear’s eye. “Thank you,” you say to the store owner as you wipe the tears from your eye. He pats you on the back letting you know it’s his pleasure as he never saw a talking bear before. As you stand there trying to recompose yourself, he goes inside to grab some beer.

Coming back he introduces himself as Siegfried, Siegfried the store owner. He walks over to a table next to the entrance and motions for you to come over. Taking out a bowl he fills it with a whole six pack and encourages you to drink. Gladly you both make a toast to new friendships and proceed to imbibe the alcohol. 1 hour and 37 beers later you two are good and drunk, laughing and falling over at any comment or sound that is made. It is then that Siegfried demands you take that drive you always wanted. Pointing to the parking area you see what he calls a tank; a large armored vehicle with a cannon. Sure that makes sense that a store owner has a tank, well anything would with the amount you had to drink.

Laughing and leaning on each other you make your way into the tank and get in and start it up. Siegfried fires off the cannon and you pull out onto the road heading into town. As you swerve about the road all oncoming cars simply drive right off the road so as to avoid you running them over. All while Siegfried fires the cannon into the air and you both scream in celebration. Eventually you enter the town where the townspeople are already running away in fear. You open the hatch to let them know they are safe, but your drunken bear speech just comes out as roars and growls. Listening to yourself just makes you burst out into laughter as you drive on. Siegfried begins to fire at the nearby buildings and the explosions just incite even more laughter between you two.

Eventually, as you are almost finished decimating the town homeland security and the army show up stopping you dead in your tracks. By that time you and Siegfried are exhausted from all the yelling and laughing that you just take a nap in the tank. Sometime later you wake up in what appears to be an interrogation room. You find yourself sitting in a dimly lit room with that one sided mirror wall like in the TV shows. They come in trying all sorts of tactics to get you to give them information on all sorts of things you don’t understand.


How are you going to handle the situation?


I’m not saying nothing you filthy cops. (4-A)

Okay… I’ll tell you what I know. (4-B)