TO THE STORE!! (2-A)

There may the risk of getting shot, but the quality of goods at the store is far greater than that risk. Plus you can always call up from the phone outside requesting permission to enter beforehand. With the goal in mind you set off to the store hoping to get there, back and to the RV before nightfall. As you walk off you see your mamma bear and daddy bear looking on at their son setting off on his own. Tears started to form in the corner of mamma bear’s eyes. “I’m just going to the store mom,” you said with a smirk. But those words fell on deaf ears because other bears can’t speak English. Instead you gave them a “thumbs up” pose, but in hindsight that probably didn’t get across either.

After walking for a while you make it to the store grounds. Giving your bear paws a stretch you stand up with a big bear yawn. “Excuse me,” you proclaim. “Mr. Store owner, would it be alright with you if I came inside. I simply would like to purchase some of your goods.” You stand outside trying to peek in to see if the owner had heard you. After a few minutes he exists startled with gun in hand. “Sir, I am sorry if I have offended you, but there is no need for a gun. I mean you no harm.” His startled jaw dropped ever further. “You can T-talk,” he stammered.

Lowering the gun he came closer trying to look around to see if someone was watching. “Yup, tried to talk to you last time, but you seemed to shoot first rather than talk it out diplomatically.” He let out a chuckle apologizing for his previous behavior explaining that most bears are not as polite. “Tell me about it, I abhor the fact that they behavior just degrades us all as a species.” After a pleasant exchange you explain your situation to the store owner. You let him know that you wish to purchase the beer so you can convince the man in the RV to let you use it to race. “Well sure,” he says with a laugh and a tip of his hat. “I’ll be glad to sell you some beer Ray, but if you want we can always go racing in my car for a bit. You stroke your bear chin and ponder for a moment.


What do you say?


Hey, I’m here already (3-A)

Let’s stick to the original plan (3-B)

Can we still have beer? (3-C)