Laser your name into Canada (6-C)

Sinking France feels all too easy. If you’re going to prove to your new found dad… wait, wait just hold on a second. Just so we’re clear the fact that an evil scientist melded his DNA into a female bear explains the whole anthropomorphic thing. You can talk and were born of your bear mom by Immaculate Conception… you’re like talking bear Jesus. But you have no time to save your brethren and die for their sins; you have to laser your name into Canada. There back on track.

It doesn’t make much in the form of resources to set a satellite in space. Your evil scientist father had an old one that wasn’t working so you repaired it, because engineering came easy to you. Once it was running you sent it off to a third world country to launch. Thankfully no one cares about what you do in a third world country. Now is the awkward part where you wait for it to get into orbit over Canada, so you have time to catch up with dear old dad. It doesn’t seem like he’s in the best shape to have a catch, so you just want to know more about the old wrinkle covered scientist guy.

His life was a lonely one; he grew into evil scientistdom in the years before the internet, so there was no mechanical AI to assist him in his ventures. And recently some low level spies attempted to stop him from destroying the world by storming his volcano base. Lucky for him they were too poorly trained and all fell victim to his insidious pets and creations. But the battle left him injured, but just as that happened he found out news of you his only heir. He arranged for you to be brought back to the island and nursed back to health. Then as you looked deep into each other’s eyes a loud beep was heard on the base. “It’s time!” you shouted with a maniacal laugh. You’ve been working on it recently and though it needs some work your dad thinks it’s just right.

You throw your pops into the wheelchair and bring him into the control room, jesting about what you’re going to write. After many jokes on their odd way of speaking or blue money you just go with “Ray the anthropomorphic black bear was here.” You’ve been practicing on the laser control system, so making it all fit in script was cake. You look over to your dad who is tearing up with pride. You guys hug in glee after finding a place where you truly belong. You nurse your dad back to health just as he did you and he teaches you everything he knows. Slowly you become the talk of the evil world and take the world by storm… no literally you create a storm so exact and powerful the world has no choice but to bow down to you. There’s a lot of science involved in it, but I won’t bore you with the details. You own the world now, so you don’t have time for the little details.

The End