Still able to see the campsite from the cliffs edge you can see the campers are having a good time laughing around the fire. It should be simple enough to kindly ask them to lend you beer, if not you are willing to by it. And as for violence, it’s not an option as you are a pacifist anthropomorphic black bear. Saying all that maybe a mouthful, but as you tell all the lady bears, “That isn’t the only thing about you that’s a mouthful.” Though that line doesn’t do much since bears do not understand English, however they do seem to respond well to Morse code.
Eventually you get close enough to the campsite to hear the campers as they laugh and talk by the fire. “Dude I am so high right now.” One of them whispers with a laugh. This prompted an even louder laughter from the group and brought a smile to your bear face. You’ve tried marijuana before and made many camper friends while they were smoking. It makes them calmer and less frightened when faced with a bear. You decide that they’d be a swell group to ask, but the question is how are you going to do so. As you ponder you hear them start a horror story, and this give you an idea.
Timing can be everything.
Announce yourself first (3-F)
Wait till the tension builds on the horror story (3-G)
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