Once or twice as you passed by various RV’s you notice this event called racing where a select few humans drive really fast around in circles. The concept to you seemed rather simplistic, but at the same time oh so engaging. You feel if you go to the RV site and rationalize your feelings with the alpha male as you discuss it outside while having a beer, he will be happy to oblige. That reminds you, he would be more willing if you had a peace offering to bring. You often see the males enjoying six packs as they relax in the wilderness, so bringing a six pack should be the appropriate thing to do. As a normal bear you would have no idea where to attain such an item, but lucky for you you’re an anthropomorphic kind of bear… but to clarify you are a black bear that just so happens to be anthropomorphic; as you filled out in last year’s bear census.
You know that about a mile away near the edge of the forest there’s a 24 hour convenience store that has beer. It wouldn’t be a long trip, but there’s always the risk of getting shot as the store owner is not as friendly to intruding bears. Even last year when you tried to get a candy bar because you saw an odd for it during the super bowl things got hairy. You brought money, but the owner still freaked out. Apparently not everyone is used to a talking bear, but whatever you’re willing to try again for the sake of racing. Or you can always to that campsite and ask to borrow a six pack, they seemed like a nice enough bunch as they were smiling and having a good time.
Well?
TO THE STORE!!! (2-A)
This is way too much effort already, I’m going back to bed (2-B)
Campsite sounds easy (2-C)
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