The RV sounds nice enough in theory, but the living in a house on wheels is not your scene. You always enjoyed lying back on a log by a fire and telling bear stories. Sure shortly after you showed up all the people ran off screaming, but the times they did stay it was pretty fun. You head back to your parents to tell them you are leaving, but they bearly understand what you are trying to convey… get it BEAR PUN’D! So after giving your mom and your dad a big bear hug you walk off on your bear way. As you walk you try and think of bear ice breakers to start a conversation with the humans. That way you can let them know you’re not such a bad bear. Just thinking about making new friends you get so excited so much you can bearly contain yourself.
Eventually you get close enough to hear the campers as they laugh and talk by the fire. “Dude I am so high right now.” One of them whispered with a laugh. This prompted an even louder laughter from the group and brought a smile to your bear face. As a bear who tried smoking marijuana once in Bear College, you were open to the idea. And when making your first human friends they were high as well. Seems that by doing so they are less fearful when meeting a charming bear as yourself. Thinking this is the right group to be around you jump out of the bushes and to a roll into a “ta-da” like finish. Looking around at the group they are not moving beary much, so if you thought up an ice breaker now would be a good time.
Think of anything good?
How beary good to meet you all (2-D)
Enough with the bear puns (2-E)
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